There is more!!!!!!!!!

Ok now i'am gonna hide from the american staff here!!!

man, that's great    you can continue with that  

The sad thing is that it's true. The sadder thing is that it's actually worse than that.

My landlord is a gun toting racist, anti-semitic fanatic who claims to be an arch-bishop because of a certificate he got on the internet. He's stinking rich and years ago organized the other landlords to defy the county ordinances. They openly claimed that the constitution only granted rights to property owners. He was on the radio, television and newpapers spreading his nutty talk. The county couldn't out spend these guys so they started to bend to their wishes.

I had had enough so I went to him and dared him to evict me. It turned into a really big deal with the DA's office, Board of Supervisors, and all kinds of other agencies watching. My landlord not only tried to evict me but was suing me for a monetary amount just for defying him. He hired a big law firm from Orange County to sue and evict me. During this time the county flagged his properties as too dangerous to go on without a police escort. I handled my own legal defense with some local lawyers helping me quietly in the background.

At any rate after a 4 day jury trial, I kicked his ass. There is no better feeling in the world than to walk into a courtroom after the jury has deliberated and see them smiling.

When everyone saw that just one guy with no legal experience could beat these guys nobody listened to them any more. The local attorneys told me that I'd make a good poker player. That's why I started playing poker.

ONLY IN AMERICA    

Epic story, peabody. I wish I could kick some gun-toting wannabe-bishops ass in court.

Cool story peabody and great pics wacky

Those pics are so awesome!

funny but true

haha.  curious, are American jokes common among foreigners?