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Every day, poor Joe goes to his dead end job at the post office.  One day, he hears a voice in his head.
 "Joe, quit your job, sell everything, and go to Las Vegas"
Joe figures he is going insane.  About a week later, he hears it again.
 "Joe, quit your job, sell everything, and go to Las Vegas"
Before long he is hearing the same thing every day, then every hour.
 "Joe, quit your job, sell everything, and go to Las Vegas"

Poor Joe has a particularly rough day, his boss is a jerk, and he makes a decision.  Why not, there is nothing for me here.  So he quits on the spot, sells his house and the contents quick and buys his ticket to Vegas.  As he boards the plane, he hears it again.
 "Joe, quit your job, sell everything, and go to Las Vegas"

When he arrives, the voice speaks to him again.
 "Joe, go to the Rio"
So he grabs a cab and heads off to the Rio. When he gets there, he sees that the WSOP main event is just about to start.  The voice says
 "Joe, buy into the Worlds Series"

So he takes his last $10,000 and buys in, and takes his seat.  On his very first hand, he looks down and sees two black aces.  The voice says
 "Joe, Go all in"
Joe figures, this must be real, it's my lucky day.  I'm going to win.  So he goes all in, and 3 other people call.

The flop comes down 10-J-Q all hearts.

The voice says
 "Shit"
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    haha nice one  
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Super good as this!  
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Ahahaha 'shit!' good one
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LOL
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ahahahahahahahahaha
shmoo101 --- --- --- 2009-03-27 03:31:40 GMT (164 wks ago) ‐ Report    
... The flop comes down 10-J-Q all hearts.

The voice says
"Joe, dont listen to me any more"
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LOL  
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ACES CRACKED
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thought this was something to do with joe cada!
LOL
shadybaby89 30.23 GB 22.71 GB 1.33 2009-12-07 20:05:12 GMT (128 wks ago) ‐ Report    
lol thats pretty good writing.. wish it didnt end
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Lool who is this forum Administrator?  
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The voice says
"Shit"

                         
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funny
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