What did one fat chick say to the other?
Who cares, they're both fat.

You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep

You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!"

You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.

You're so fat, you could sell shade.

You're so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone

Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?
A. Show me your license

Q: What's the definition of a born loser?
A: A stowaway on a kamikaze plane

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What did one fat chick say to the other? Who cares, they're both fat.

LOL !