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I found it on BluffMag website in a comment to Doyle Brunson's blog :

a young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. he figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

to his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. he didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. there was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green.

after several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "you know, when i was your age i'd hit the ball right over that tree."

with that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

the old man offered one more comment, "of course, when i was your age that pine tree was only three feet tall."
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Shuffle up and steal.
shuffmike --- --- --- 2008-09-23 18:04:51 GMT (191 wks ago) ‐ Report    
i got one for ya too.
it was a nice day out so 3 generations of guys went to play a round of golf.
son, father and grandfather.
as they were starting a lovely young lady asked if they needed a 4th.
she said she wouldnt slow them down.
not wanting to be mean they said sure.
so they went on playing there game till the final hole.
the woman got a bad lie on the 18 green and needed help with her read.
she told the 3 some if they could help her on this hole shed be VERY appreciative.
as she was going for a new personal record.
so the son says its a sharp right.
the father says no its a soft left.
the grandfather thinks for a bit and says pick it up.

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good riddance.
movieguy73 (Content Administrator) 13.04 TB 118.81 GB 112.38 2008-11-15 06:22:16 GMT (183 wks ago) ‐ Report    
Does seem like a Doyle-type story with the hustle element to it, good joke
RaiseItUp --- --- --- 2009-04-08 16:02:50 GMT (163 wks ago) ‐ Report    
check out high stakes golf, pretty funny show
emupenguin 1.36 GB 3.95 GB 0.34 2009-05-01 22:35:58 GMT (159 wks ago) ‐ Report    
yeah remember watching that, pretty funny
Last edited by RaiseItUp on 2011-09-18 17:33:03
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