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This guy is having a lovely poker game at home until his obnoxious 12-year-old son started disrupting things by going around, telling player's cards, making noise, and being a general nuisance. The father is about to discipline him when an uncle of the family says, "Let me handle this."
The uncle takes the boy in another room and much to everyone's surprise, they don't see him the rest of the night. The father says to the uncle, "I really appreciate what you did, what did you say to him?"
The uncle says, "I really didn't say anything, I just showed him how to masturbate".

pkrmstr (Content Administrator) — ↑ --- ↓ --- ↕ --- 2008-07-30 06:31:46 GMT (199 wks ago) ‐ Report

how could I missed that one, quite funny.
Ty pkrmstr

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shuffmike — ↑ --- ↓ --- ↕ --- 2008-09-20 18:19:08 GMT (191 wks ago) ‐ Report

lucky boy

grand — ↑ 15.32 GB ↓ 49.29 GB ↕ 0.31 2009-02-27 01:56:29 GMT (168 wks ago) ‐ Report

fap fap fap fap ...

slackeriii — ↑ 12.70 GB ↓ 6.02 GB ↕ 2.11 2009-03-22 19:25:38 GMT (165 wks ago) ‐ Report

that was funny lol

KANBAN66 — ↑ 0.00 KB ↓ 1.01 MB ↕ 0.00 2009-03-31 03:26:24 GMT (164 wks ago) ‐ Report

LOL, now i know what to do when i have a bad run, no more tilted sessions... though i doubt my carpel tunnel symdrome will get any better

RaiseItUp — ↑ --- ↓ --- ↕ --- 2009-04-07 22:44:01 GMT (163 wks ago) ‐ Report

good 1 nice lol

gyfish — ↑ 252.11 GB ↓ 143.69 GB ↕ 1.75 2009-04-19 22:49:07 GMT (161 wks ago) ‐ Report

haha, nice

emupenguin — ↑ 1.36 GB ↓ 3.95 GB ↕ 0.34 2009-05-01 22:34:15 GMT (159 wks ago) ‐ Report

sweet as a good 1 lol

gyfish — ↑ 252.11 GB ↓ 143.69 GB ↕ 1.75 2009-05-06 04:37:07 GMT (159 wks ago) ‐ Report

Lol

tmu1988 (Content Administrator) — ↑ 158.23 GB ↓ 124.97 GB ↕ 1.27 2009-05-06 05:42:33 GMT (159 wks ago) ‐ Report

"they don't see him the rest of the night"

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Last edited by Cravnmrhead on 2009-05-31 09:46:37

Cravnmrhead (Content Administrator) — ↑ --- ↓ --- ↕ --- 2009-05-31 09:45:59 GMT (155 wks ago) ‐ Report

hehehe...
i like this one.

sirOliver — ↑ 16.72 GB ↓ 4.90 GB ↕ 3.41 2009-10-11 13:12:03 GMT (136 wks ago) ‐ Report

Lol clever.

FighterX — ↑ 23.71 GB ↓ 21.54 GB ↕ 1.10 2009-12-07 04:01:58 GMT (128 wks ago) ‐ Report

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